MONSTER TRAIT No. 17

MONSTER TRAIT No. 17: Monsters are so entirely devoid of remorse or guilt, that if one were to ask a monster, after it had committed a particularly terrible crime (say killing half a million children), what it felt, the monster would say: "And I'd do it again faster'n a bullfrog's tongue could slap a horsefly sitting on its momma’s toadstool." UNITED STATES OF MAMMON, Chapter I

United States of Mammon