Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd, had a romp with the oh-so-famous cartoon character, Sponge Bob Square Pants. And it didn't go so well for the sponge guy. Let me tell you about it.
My kids inflated a Sponge Bob Square Pants punching balloon - a huge yellow thing with Sponge Bob's trademark smiling face and buck teeth. They proceeded to punch the heck out of it. Schultz heard the commotion and came in to investigate. Of course he wanted a piece of the action.
He jumped on that thing, causing the kids to release it and run away. It was all Schultz's after that! He chased it with his mouth wide open, ready to sink his fangs into Sponge Bob if he caught him. Sponge Bob ran for his life, bouncing against tables and walls. This went on for almost ten minutes. Finally, Schultz cornered the big yellow thing. He pounced and took a bite out of Sponge Bob's eyeball.
Let's just say after that, SpongeBob was no more. And Schultz, after recovering from a minor heart attack, decided that large yellow punching balloons were not exactly the best toys to play with!
Published on November 12, 2013 10:33