Best BP jokes

More BP jokes welcome!

"Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico." — Jay Leno

"Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps." —David Letterman

There's certainly plenty of grim news from the golf.  Here's some of the best jokes I've seen (culled from a