Keep it simple

As a practicing minimalist, I find most religions to be obscenely complicated. This is why I could never convert to Judaism, even if it's my wife's religion.

Do you know how many laws the Jews have?

613.

This includes laws that forbid the borrowing on money with interest (no more credit cards or mortgages), as well as outlawing the mixing of cotton and linen.

These two laws alone make the religion utterly untenable.  Let alone the other 611, many of which are equally ridiculous...

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