Choose Your Opening Challenge 14

Timmy's breakfast consisted of two burned muffins, a raw egg, his Auntie Ena--dug from her grave--and half a grapefruit.

The burned muffins smelled funny, and the raw egg had a blood spot on it. Timmy ate the grapefruit, but passed the rest to his Aunt.

"Thank you, Timmy Pootzi," Auntie rasped, using her special term of endearment for him. "What a nice boy you are, Auntie's little darling." She tried to chew the muffins down, but they hadn't left her dentures in when they'd buried her, so she p...