I feel the need to offer Wikipedia some ammunition in its quest to discredit me

The most excruciatingly awful thing I have ever done in my entire life happened in my penultimate year at school. At the time I was learning classical guitar and occasionally I would meet up with one of my English teachers, 'Mattie' Simpson, so that we could play duets together. On the fateful day I'm about to describe the piece we were practising was Bach's 'Air on a G String'.

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