Me: *watching Buffy* See, killing the Slayer is stupid. Then you just get another one. The thing to do is capture her and keep her alive and healthy.

Me: *watching Buffy* See, killing the Slayer is stupid. Then you just get another one. The thing to do is capture her and keep her alive and healthy.

...

...

...if I were evil...

Wife: Which, judging by your living room, you are.

(There's blood spattered everywhere from her cutting her hand. It would be really bad if CSIs came to our house.)