Because we're tired of reading about hipsters, Miley Cyrus, and Breaking Bad spoilers.
Today's xkcd comic poked fun at news outlets' stale terminology. Next time you read the oft–used phrase "could not be reached for comment," it'll be hard to not think that person or company avoiding the press "is guilty and everyone knows it." This inspired a Chrome extension that brought the comic to life (and makes news more fun to read). As such, we've hunted for other quirky creations designed to enhance news consumption.