Sporting

This story was written for Trifecta’s weekend prompt, which was to depict a god of our own devising out of thirty-three. Enjoy!

“Right, let’s call roll. Thor?”

A crash of thunder.

“Thor, check. Athena…..Jupiter ….Bill. Bill? What are you?”

“Fantasy football, sir. Smote a quarterback yesterday.”

“Oh. Well. Keep up the good work then.”