texts from wife

Anne: The weather guy just said there’s a 70% chance of rain tomorrow.
Me: I just checked Weather Underground, Weather.com, and the Weather Channel. They all say 79° and sunny.
Anne: Yeah, I just checked that too. I think he made a mistake.
Me: I think he’s the worst weather guy ever.
Anne: I think he’s confused.
Me: Yell at the TV that he’s a stupid dummy.
Anne: …
Me: He won’t hear you, but he’ll know.