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some smiles

Boston Comedy Fest kicks off today, and the Globe had an article where they interviewed a couple of dozen comics.  They asked the performers for their favorite one-liners, and the one that made me smile was from Mark Normand, of New Orleans:  "You never see a church with free Wi-Fi, because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

Oh, and Christine An, from Georgia:  "Some people like to run the bathroom faucet to mask the sound of urination, but why waste water when you can just scream?"


And Matt Donahear, from New Hampshire:  "I used to think that I liked trail mix.  Turns out I just like M&M's that play hard to get."


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Published on November 08, 2013 05:17
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