"What was the saddest moment of your life?"“Probably when...

"What was the saddest moment of your life?"

“Probably when I got arrested after a bar fight in Vegas.”

“What was the fight about?”

“I don’t even remember.”

“Do you remember the most frightened you’ve ever been?”

“Probably when I had a gun pulled on me in Canada.”

“What happened?”

“I think it started with us trying to pull a tree out of the ground, and ended in us chanting “USA! USA! Then somebody pulled out a gun.”

“I’m noticing a pattern.”

“Yeah, same group of guys.”