Three spooky five me.

For those of you who were paying attention to my Facebook page over the last few weeks, you might have noticed a few strange things happening. Pictures being posted of blurry trees and handwritten scribbles. Videos of my classic Hollywood profile making odd statements. A couple of weird audio recordings. Then eventually a film of me with wicked possessed eyeballs and a link to a short story detailing how we’re all doomed. I spent twenty quid on those contacts, by the way.

So what was it all ab...