To Brain, From Liver

Dear Brain,

I'm tired of you. I'm tired of your lame excuses, of hearing it's too hot, of trying to move the muscles off to clean the kitchen floor because a synopsis is toooo haarrd! Suck it up! You've been around for 36 years. You might be starting to lose some brain matter but you still know better!
Focus. Concentrate. Do what you need to do, and stop writing 140 characters to anyone who'll listen every five minutes!
And try to limit the drinking to one glass of wine per day, please? I'm...