The Bad Breakup

Dear Jessica:

Imagine taking everything in this world that terrifies you and wrapping them into one indescribable atrocity that walks on two legs. Can you picture that? I can, because they are outside our cabin and forcing their way inside. Boarding up the windows and blocking the doors was useless. They are squeezing in through the smallest cracks. One slithered through a mouse hole yet stood well over seven feet tall. They’re tracking my scent and are almost upon me.
I never liked you, Jessica.
Thank God this is goodbye.

Kiss My Ass,
Karl.
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Published on November 06, 2013 20:42
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