MONSTER TRAIT No. 7

MONSTER TRAIT No. 7: Monsters hate being seen. They hate being seen for what they truly are and will go apoplectic (get greatly excited or angered) when discovered. They are also much inclined to revisit their adolescence by throwing temper tantrums, turning violent or making horrible faces. Lastly, monsters have been known to invoke the brazenly bizarre, such as stating that they were doing God's work, while impoverishing or destroying millions.

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