The peril of Pop Tarts

I can’t eat Pop Tarts anymore, even though I love them with all my heart.

I can’t buy a box of Pop Tarts because it’s impossible to eat just one bag. I have to eat the entire box in one sitting, and that’s not acceptable. 

I can’t buy a single serving bag because its mere existence is too depressing.

Add to this the news that frosted Pop Tarts actually have fewer calories than unfrosted Pop Tarts.

I love frosted Pop Tarts. They’re my favorite.

This depresses me even more.