Answers to Search Engine Questions

Why are elbows so strong?

Elbows do lots of cardio and weight training, drink whey protein powder every single day, and they cut down on white sugar and flour. They also look smokin’ in a bikini.

I only like men like Edward Cullen and Christian Grey. What’s wrong with me?

You’re a person alive in the world today where these guys are portrayed as hot and sexy and responsible and caring by millions of men and women, so: nothing. Nothing is wrong with you. If that’s what you like? Go with it. Just don’t get hurt.

Funny nicknames for brown people?

We like brownie and dothead!

I hate camping. Reading?

I hate camping too. Yeah, I am reading. How’d you know that? Are you spying on me? Are you EDWARD CULLEN? *swoon* That’s pretty dreamy. I hope you’ve been standing in that dark corner all night.

What do endorphins feel like?

Smooth! And they like to jump up and squeal and do tricks if you feed them fish.

What’s wrong with people who don’t like cats?

They haven’t been spending enough time on the Internet.

Love my bitches?

I totally do.