Shawn's Character Interview

I've been attempting to get something written tonight and it's just not happening, mainly because there's a vamp talking—babbling would be more apropos—in my head, so I thought I'd interview him even though I missed the Character Interview Blogfest a couple of weeks back. Shawn never does like to do things on a schedule. I'll give you fair warning, however. He likes to swear a lot. Oh, and it might be a bit long. He won't shut up.

Shawn: I am not babbling. What I have to say is perfectly...