Team Edward, Team Jacob, Or Team Take Your Pants Off?

For those of you who wonder if I'll cover Eclipse, the answer is yes. For those of you who wonder what that means, I'll refer you to the New Moon post. For those of you who've seen that post and still wonder why I'm doing this, well... let's just say it beats working for a living. So, without further delay, I give you Eclipse: The Jennsylvania Edition. * * * Bella and Edward: Yay! We're reunited! Bella: "Edward! I totally love you in a non-platonic sense! Let's celebrate our romance in an, ah...