So I Almost Died Last Week…

…but remarkably I survived.

Gather round, everyone, and let Uncle Scott tell you a tale.  A tale of mystery.  Of enchantment.  Of the not ONE but TWO near-death experiences I had while on "vacation" last week.

My friend Leah and I had to go to Colorado for the wedding of our friends Erin and Phil.  Now, this is a heartwarming tale, I'm sure, but trust me, there is danger on the horizon.  Leah and Scott decided to drive.  Why?  Because it's cheaper.  Also, because road trips, under the right...