Maynard Soloman CafePress Store Now Open

 

I'm happy to announce the launch of the official Maynard Soloman CafePress store. I mined the best funny quotes and words of satirical wisdom from the short story series. Then I slapped them on T-shirts, flasks, baby bibs, underwear and all manner of hootenanny like a crazed Yukon prospector. Now you can live like the Ol' Badger himself!

The official sweatpants for making your own 'Nard Bag (the DIY sleeping bag seen in Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs)An uninspiring coffee mugAn insulting puzzleA confused mouspadTips for drinking while votingAnd, of course, a T-shirt with the famous quote, "Nevaeh isn't Heaven spelled backward, it's stripper spelled forward," offered in black (it's self-cleaning)Many more ways to live as pure and chaste as Maynard Soloman, gal-damn detective

 

The only thing it doesn't have is a POS Winnebago RV to drive around. That's up to you and your insurance agent.

 

I think you'll have a lot of fun wearing your crusty sarcasm on your sleeve. Check it out, ya mudsills!

 

Click here to go to the Maynard Soloman CafePress store.