School is out for summer!

Sob! I know I should be excited at the chance to spend quality time with my three children, however 70 days of 'Mom I'm bored.', 'Mom she touched me.', 'Mom! Mom! Mom!' leave me looking for a place to hide. One of my tricks I used when the sound of my mommy title makes me cringe is I smile at them and say, 'I've changed my name. I'll listen to you once you figure it out.' Dumbfounded looks usually greet me at this declaration along with, 'But your name is mommy, you can't change it.'  Sigh...