Apparently, I look like a weirdo.

I snuck into my kids’ high school.

I put my hair in a ponytail and carried lots of books…

but they kicked me out of home room before I made it to Biology class.

The next day, I tried to pass myself off as a teacher.

I wore a skirt, blouse and glasses, but the real teacher kicked me out of Biology class.

Then I tried to dress like the principal,

but I couldn’t pass myself off as a bald, sixty year-old man.

Which is probably a complement, now that I think about it.

Anyhow, I’ve been watching my kids become more independent.

It occurred to me they will probably leave in a few years.

My efforts to spend time with them at school failed.

So, I’m getting ready to apply to college.

My kids will room with me, right?

RIGHT?????