In twenty-five years

… we will wonder why the hell everyone in the world was obsessed with vampires.

… we will fail to understand why people opted to eat raw fish when perfectly good cooked fish was readily available.

… we will be stunned, like my generation was about cigarettes, that people didn't simply assume that the use of a radioactive cell phones would eventually cause cancer.

… we will consider it bizarre and archaic that marriage was not available to all couples regardless of their sex.

… we will...