Praise Bacon! And May Bacon Be With You Always.

Escuse me, sir. Can you spare a few moments to talk about Bacon?

United Church of Bacon | Praise Bacon! And May Bacon Be With You Always.

The United Church of Bacon founders have set forth a general mission.

First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.)
Openly fight religious discrimination against non-religious people and demand equal rights for everyone
Provide wedding services to the secular people of the world
To encourage people to report violations of the law by church members or officials who believe they deserve special privileges while at church