We don't need change, we just need coinage, or, the Dannite Solution

I got some linky love from Dan Savage!

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/06/28/cant-wet-be-a-noun-too

The debate in comments is already pretty lively, though Dan and many others still seem to think they're talking about something orgasmic rather than simply excited (can you imagine a guy shouting "I'm hard! I'm hard?").