Finally bought these. I think…I think this year’s...

Finally bought these. I think…I think this year’s Halloween will be SEXY PHANTOM OF THE OPERA REDUX (with more accessories). Instead of wearing a waistcoat and no pants, I might just wear a dress this time. Last time I went full Phantom for Halloween was, what, two years ago? Three? The Halloween I spent in New Orleans, swanning through graveyards and popping into vampire stores and breaking vegan (at the time) for cafe au lait at and breaking paleo for beignets at cafe du monde. That Halloween. That was a good Halloween, my friends.

For reasons I will write about when more coherent, this year has already also been a wonderful Halloween.

All right. I just need to prepare to bellow song lyrics at babes all night. I got this, guys.