Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Hi, my name's Tim and I'm going to Cybermummy. But I'm not a mum. That must make me...



*drumroll*  

"Cyberdaddy!"



Faster than a speeding ferret, stronger than a plastic locomotive, capable of leaping tall kerb-stones in a single bound...



Well, you get the idea.



Yes, I seem to be gate-crashing the mum fest on Saturday. I've no idea if I'm the only one, but in case there are other delegates with beards I thought I'd better accept the invitation extended by MummysShoes the other day to int...