Let's Give New A Hand Here At My Land!

So you see it every day in some form or another at your bay. A sign that says "New" then blabbers on about some crap. It is the same across each and every map. Heck, just look at the map to and you will be bombarded with new.

First there is New York.
Dropped years ago by a stork.
Anything that age would be old.
I guess it is just new and bold.

A brand new house.
It doesn't even have a mouse.
But it looks the same as the one next door.
It even has the exact same floor.

A new show this year.
This one will cause fear.
Cop A is going after Bad Guy B.
Hasn't that been done at CBSpinoff's tree?

A brand new car.
You can drive it far.
It is the newest of the 10,000 made.
It's newness will never fade.

Some brand new food.
I don't mean to be rude,
But it looks the same as what I just ate.
It is even on last night's plate.

A brand new phone.
Why does it have the same ring tone?
That version 5.5.5.5,
Looks oh so worthy of new at your hive.

A brand new flower,
Appeared after a shower.
My, it looks great.
Which is the new one again of the 50 at your gate?

Brand new book.
Have to give it a look.
Guy kills girl, girl kills guy, guy comes back from the dead and eats other guy.
That has so been done under the sky.

Brand new remake.
We wanted a second take.
Remake and new in the same phrase?
Something wrong with that as you gaze.

Brand new sale.
So hit the trail.
It will still be brand new next week.
But you should still have a peek.

New is thrown around a ton and all give it a run, but as much rather new at any zoo? New friend, baby, pet and new is a safe bet. New can be relative I suppose like growing grass. Anyway, there was a new rhyme from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.