Wanted: Jenny Holzer's "Protect Me From What I Want" Keds

The conceptual artist soups up the old teeny-bopper sneaker with her famous truisms.

Keds, for those of you who missed the early '90s, were once the hottest shoes around, worn by every YM-reading
girl in America who thought Zack Morris was just the dreamiest. Now,
the company's trying to grow up a little and, on top of some low-key self-promotion (forget Mischa Barton),
they've hired shoe designers straight from the halls of the
Whitney Museum. First up: the conceptual artist Jenny...