Tobacco Spitting and Tomahawk Throwing

Go to the Summer Redneck Games,  if that's your thing. I'd like to point out that a true Redneck Games would have tobacco spitting contests instead of watermelon seeds.

I feel like rambling and riffing, as sometimes happens when I'm not writing well, so bear this post with good humor, if you will.

When I was a kid, [...:]