Pretentious, Moi?

Sorry I've been away for a while, been busy editing the latest novel.  But while I've been away, there’s been a worrying amount of pompous crap going on...
I have a problem and it is to do with writing.  After talking to several people over the past couple of weeks, I've discovered I’m lacking something.  I can write novels, I can write blog posts and articles, I can spell and do punctuation but there is one thing I can’t do, and that is talk bollocks. ...