Knickers

It's never a good sign when your patient has her knickers around her knees.

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'Woman in Labour - outside newsagent shop'.

So far, so boring - another maternataxi job, walk on walk off, baby arrives a few hours after the end of our shift. No sweat.

My crewmate is driving, blue lights to do a job of a taxi, when a minicab swerves across the road and pulls in front of us.

"Oi! Can't you see the lights!?", shouts my crewmate - we are used to the crazy drivers of Newham (especially the minicab...