This first thing that popped in my head today on Fathers' Day…Abbott and Costello on "Mudder and Fodder"

BUD: Didn't I see you at the race track yesterday? LOU: Yeah, I was there. I like to bet on the nags. BUD (grabs him): Don't talk like that about horses! Do you realize that I have one of the greatest mudders in the country? LOU: What has your mother got to do with horses? [...:]