The Weekend Adventures of Chandler Bing...

"Mommy, I'm not scared of heights," he says...

I say, "Mr. Bing, I know."
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"Mommy, but I like the cat grass," he says...


I say, "Mr. Bing, I can see that. You killed it."
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"Mommy, I want a nap," he says.

"Thank Goodness," I say.
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"Mommy, Chandler Bing is an idiot..."


"I know, Mr. Wee. I know..." I sigh.
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