This winter, we will have 42 inches of snow. Or not.

I am ready to predict this winter’s snowfall amounts.

My analysis is based on hours of scientific inquiry.

Basically, I studied woolly bear caterpillars.

If the brown bands on fall woolly bears are narrow, a harsh winter is coming.

My research indicates a mild winter is on its way.

Therefore, don’t buy new boots or snow pants.

Those purchases will be a waste of money.

Buy tank tops and shorts.

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Pack a sweater just in case.