Whoopdi Friggin Doo Gives You A Clue!

Robbie Raisin is here, so have no fear, if you are late there are plenty of others who can relate. But here today on Whoopdi Friggin Doo. I am going to be nice and help all of you. So get ready for your best costume ever. After this you will swear I am clever.

 
Need a pop?Well forget the gum drop.Just chew the fat.Aren't I a dirty rat?
 
If you get drunk,Don't sleep in your trunk.Test your breath here.Blow into that center gear.
 
Catch the big one.Have tons of fun.Don't even need a pole.I guess that depends on the role.
 
Get a wish.Instead of a fish.Rub a ton.A wish may be spun.
 
A good vibration.At your station.With a big vibrator on hand.Would that not be grand?
 
Announce a bun in the oven.After some lovin.Or say you want one.Then have fun.
 
She can play with Captain Pat Hatt.Dressed like that.With one yank,Could walk the plank.
 
This sounds like a deal.You can spin this roulette wheel.Then you may win.Either way it's a sin.
 
Anita Waxin time.Folklore knows that is a crime.But then she does it the redneck way.Still doesn't sound like fun at any bay.
 
Or you could just get spooned.And maybe even mooned.Spooned and mooned,Beats being marooned.
So there you have it today. Robbie Raisin is spicing up each bay. Don't every say I never helped you out, with my Whoopdi Friggin Doo shout.

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Hmmm he was helpful today I suppose, if you humans want to curl your toes. Maybe get weak in the knees. Bah, I'll just send you fleas. Any perk you up today on display at my bay? I may not want to know what comes to pass. I'll go back to cleaning my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.