BREAKUP SCENE 2

Mona let her fork drop. "This omelette tastes like poop."

Moritz clucked. "Don't say 'poop', say 'shit.' You sound like a three year old. Say 'shit' like an adult."

"What's so grown-up about using bad words?"

"See? See? You can't even use a word like 'adult.' You say 'grown-up.' That's such a juvenile word!"

"You were the one that said I was 'ignoring my inner kid'."

"'Denying your inner child', I said, and I was talking about your inhibitions!"

"I'm not putting the diaper on. No way, I told you to...