BREAKUP SCENE 5

"I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me," I said.

"Yeah, well, I'm just doing this to piss off my boyfriend for canceling our date just because his mother died," she replied.

"I like a woman who's narcissistic, superficial, and vindictive," I told her, gambling she didn't know the meaning of any of the words.

"Thank you," she said. "So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a body washer," I answered.

"I hope you don't mean you work at a car wash."

"No, no, you know how when a person gets murdered t...
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