A dVerse Mash That Is Quite The Bash!

So today for dVerse it seems those that are hit with some bad guy curse, want to come out and play. And they would not leave my bay. So I gave them all fleas and away they did breeze.

First came the Shredder.
He had a doubleheader.
Carrying some brain thing.
Krang was all it could sing.

Then there was a zombie lurking.
It left the cat smirking.
For it had clean feet,
As it hobbled down the street.

Next was some vampire.
I knew the situation was not dire.
When it brushed Lady and the Tramp.
So on my neck it did not clamp.

A pirate came due.
He wanted the loot at my zoo.
But I just kicked out his peg leg,
And no longer did he beg.

Then came some cackling witch.
She sure deserved to itch.
Running her mouth about some apple.
Drown her in Snapple.

Then came a Bush.
I wanted to give him a push,
Right in front of a car.
But I just sent fleas from afar.

Another Shredder was in sight.
I bet there was going to be a fight.
But all they did was shake.
Shredder #2 looked like he just ate cake.

Some thing with robot eyes,
Next gave some scary cries.
But I took his batteries away,
No longer did it bother my bay.

Then came the worst of all.
A dog tried to get into my stall.
No, not even a real mutt.
It was was a human cross at my hut.

After that I slammed the door.
I did not want to see anymore.
A human and a dog.
What next? A cute fluffy hog?

It has been a while since I wrote this one under my rhyming sun. For it has been stuck in draft for almost a year, had to wait for the next Halloween to draw near. Saw these creepy things last year. They were something to fear. Especially cake face who wanted an embrace. No way is that coming to pass. I scurried away with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.