White Noise Apps I Wouldn't Want to Hear

I just got back from a long weekend with extended family. While it was fun I couldn't help but miss my own bed, and the fan that runs while I sleep, providing some white noise relief. I was told that you could get apps for your phone that would also work to give you that background noise. There were options for running water, gong chimes, and thunder, but sadly, these couldn't quite compete with my own fan. While contemplating these lesser noises, I came up with my own list I think they should make. While they might not provide a great night's sleep, they'd be pretty fricken funny.



The Worst White Noise App Sounds Ever:

Cat fightSneakers in the dryerAudience of the Jerry Springer ShowBluetooth man at the grocery storeCrazy old woman on the busBawling babiesSmoke detector with low batteriesYoung mother giving her child to the count of 14 to behaveGrandpa regaling youngsters with his 'Tales from Nam'Pudding hour at the Sunny Dales home for retireesAny Miley Cyrus television interview