25 Steps To Being A Traditionally Published Author: Lazy Bastard Edition

ARTICLE BY DELILAH S. DAWSON VIA TERRIBLEMINDS.COM

This is like that Couch to 5k thing people do to gear up for a marathon. Except you can do it without leaving your couch. And for me, a book is a better souvenir than a popped-off toenail.

What follows is the quickest, dirtiest, most simple route to writing a novel and getting it published by a traditional publisher, which I accomplished from my own couch in Atlanta while nursing a baby and having neither an MFA nor any previous contacts in pub...