Chamber of Secrets, 10-minute version

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HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, condensed
By lemonlye (Molly Ringle), with apologies, disclaimers, and gratitude for J.K. Rowling.

CHAPTER ONE: THE DURSLEY'S DELIGHTFUL ABODE

HARRY: (yawn) Magic.
The DURSLEYS fling breakfast everywhere in panic.
UNCLE VERNON: Go to your room! How dare you mention your offensive, abnormal lifestyle?
HARRY: It's not a choice, you bigot! I was born this way.

CHAPTER TWO: HARRY'S ROOM

HARRY finds DOBBY sitting on his bed.
HARRY: And you would ...