Me: ...victory snatched from the jaws of defeat

Me: ...victory snatched from the jaws of defeat



Wife: Now I'm picturing a shark with 'defeat' written on it



Me: Yes! Like, those gold tooth writing things!



Wife: The ones with the diamonds?



Me: Exactly. We're you picturing that too?



Wife: Yep. I don't know why a shark would get that.



Me: ...I don't know why anyone would do that.



Both: Sharks seem more sensible.



(Yes, we are brain twins)