How to get over your fear

Once upon a time, there was a girl who hated spiders.

They terrified her.

Then she married a hunk who moved her into the woods.

Big, big mistake. Spiders everywhere.

She lost count of the number of webs she walked into.

She discovered that spiders are particularly active in October.

She learned to close her mouth when she went outside…cuz webs taste icky.

She suffered a thousand panic attacks during the autumn.

She started searching for condos in the Big City.

She dreamt of spider-less sidewalks.

Then her husband took off his shirt and she forgot about spiders.

THE END