6 excellent reasons not to have an opinion outside the "designated speech area"

As you may know, the authorities in Canada have set up special places where citizens may demonstrate, protest, rant, and stand on crates and do some lunatic speechifying.

Finally, Canada embraces the notion of free speech.

Now, it's limited to a mosquito-infested field in the Muskokas, and a roped off area to the north of Queen's Park in Toronto (behind the portapotties, underneath the low branches of the maple trees).

But what if you decide to have an opinion outside of these "designated ...