Soft as I am, I wouldn't last a week in a Central American war.

Okay that isn't from a movie. But it is from an awesome show, and if anyone knows what that show is, they will become a hero in my eyes. No one's going to know what it is. I should just resign myself to that now.

Today I wrote a very respectable whole chapter of Secret Project S. And it was a chapter that I started yesterday, crappily, so I had to erase a few hundred words and start over. When did that happen? When did my first outings become so invariably crappy? Because I know when I read ov...