I knew it would happen sooner or later. It was predictable and cliché that at some point once I reached adulthood I would become my mother. I shouldn’t act like that is a dreadful thing to become. Really, it isn’t. There are far worse things that I could imagine becoming than a replica of my mother: a member of the crime scene cleaning crew, the port-a-potty collector or that person at the zoo who has the horrible task of helping an elephant with its constipation issues. If you don’t know how...
Published on August 28, 2013 12:00