Friday Winner and Sunday Funny by Carly
The winner of Carly’s Gift Card is:
# 57 – Rebecca Kramer!!! (love the Tarzan comment, FYI!)
CONGRATULATIONS! Please email me at: carly phillips author @ gmail . com (no spaces) for a chance to win!
SUNDAY FUNNY
You don’t need to speak or understand Yiddish to find this funny!
4 Jewish brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became
successful doctors, and lawyers and prospered.
Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly
mother, who lived far away in another city.
The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”
The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
house.”
The third said, “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a SL 600 with a
chauffeur.”
The fourth said, “Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah
and you know she can’t anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this
Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took
twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute £100,000
a year for twenty years to the temple, but it was worth it. Mama just has to
name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.” The other
brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mama sent out her “Thank You” notes.
Milton – Bubbeleh, the house you built is so huge, I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.
Marvin – Mine Shayne Kindeleh. I am too old to travel. I stay home. I have
my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver you hired
is a Nazi. The thought was good. Thanks.
Menachim – Tataleh, you give me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it
could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead. I’ve lost my hearing and
I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
same.
Dearest Melvin – You were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
HAHAHAHA!
HAPPY SUNDAY!
